Grandma’s a drinka
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
why do you hate people so much
why don’t you ever hang out with anyone from your school
what do you mean you hate this genera—
Bring Me The Horizon-And The Snakes Start To Sing
an epic trilogy
THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORY ON THE PLANET
User Pizza knows how to put couples together
The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat
this would fuck me up
im not ok
Imagine a drunk person walking in there
Easy there satan
I’m fascinated by stuff like this so you’d probably find me on my hands and knees, rubbing the carpet where it looks like it’d be super not flat in awe
"Easy there satan" lmao